Avengers: Infinity War: Random Thoughts and Spoilers

Avengers: Infinity War: Random Thoughts and Spoilers

Avengers: Infinity War

Infinity War

Let’s face it: Avengers: Infinity War does not need a review. It’s been out for over a week, the fans (and the box office numbers) have spoken, and anyone who has yet to see this juggernaut should already have a pretty good idea of what to expect. So instead I present a few observations for your reading pleasure.

Spoilers ahead.

Disclaimer: I have no investment in canon. I’m not much of comic reader and I have only seen about half of the Marvel Comics Universe movies out there. My concern about Avengers:Infinity War is only that it be internally consistent and consistent with the rest of the MCU.

Oh, and entertaining in a huge, summer-movie way.

And, of course, it is. Mostly.

The Nice Touches

As grand mash-ups go, Avengers:Infinity War keeps things moving. I appreciate how it begins in medias res by assuming the audience already knows who the players are and how they all connect, skipping a too-long recap of everyone’s backstory (I’m looking at you, Justice League). At two and a half hours, pausing for exposition would derail the momentum entirely. The action rarely stops, but the mayhem is interspersed with enough flashes of character development to keep it from being just a CGI slugfest.

Speaking of action, my favorite part of the brutal opening battle is Loki’s scathing curse, “You will never be a god”.

Speaking of character development, I appreciate the completely believable fondness Tony Stark has for Peter Parker, built over time, which makes Spidey’s dissolution doubly awful.

I also appreciate that Thanos is written as a character in his own right, rather than being just a huge computer-generated monster. Josh Brolin does a terrific job of showing the layers to Thanos’s monomania.

The Missed Opportunities

I think the Guardians of the Galaxy are poorly used in Avengers: Infinity War. Not wasted–they are too integral to the plot–but at key points they are reduced from fully developed characters into plot devices.

For instance, I think Gamora’s caving in is out of character. I understand her pain at seeing Nebula being tortured, but her weak attempt to run away when Thanos is about to sacrifice her seems–off. I didn’t buy the big reveal that Thanos loves her as strong enough to override her decision to die to keep the stone out of his grasp.

In a similar fashion, I didn’t buy Nebula simply standing by as Quill wrecks the attempt to take Thanos’s gauntlet away. Yes, she had a very hard day, but the Nebula we have seen up to this point is so laser-focused on taking down Thanos she should have smacked Quill into submission before he could screw things up.

And let’s face it, it’s obvious that the heroes killed in Avengers: Infinity War will be back, since we know the sequel schedule. So while there is some shock value to seeing the good guys die and Thanos getting to watch his sunset, the ending leaves far less of an impact than it promised.

The Random Thoughts

Please, please, please let Pepper Potts be dead. Gwyneth Paltrow is so annoying.

I just have to assume that Doctor Strange decided to turn over the time stone to get to the one of the 14 million possible futures where everything turns out all right.

Why was the Hulk even here? Mark Ruffalo had to have had nothing better to do.

Thor and Rocket are a remarkably good pairing. I would totally watch a spin-off about them.

In the second installment of Avengers: Infinity War, Nebula deserves the kill shot. She has more than earned it.

This plotline may be the last best hope to bring Marvel Zombies to the big screen. Who’s with me?

Agree? Disagree? Think I missed the point entirely? Let me know in the comments.


2 Comments

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    Bill H May 07, 2018

    1) Nebula was there for the fight on Titan? I thought she showed up after the fact. I could be wrong, but I think you are. That I’m even unsure of it speaks to her involvement during the fight… I can visualize every other character participating there, but not her.

    2) It might be obvious that the Heroes who were killed will be back, but as to *how* is an entirely other story. In fact, literally speaking, I suspect they won’t be back. Its going to be a multi-verse thing. Which of course will lend itself to the post-phase-4 additions of all the Fox-owned Marvel properties.

    3) Pepper Potts is probably not dead since there were leaks of Queen Bee Paltrow in a CGI-ping-pong-ball suit. In the comics, and in Ironman 3, she has been known to don one of Tony’s suits, and I don’t think her powers gained from Extremis in that same movie have come to full purpose. That said, could be dead, and again, multi-verse.

    4) You don’t have to assume Doctor Strange’s motivations. He flat out said it to Tony – “it was the only way.”

    5) Regarding Hulk, think about WHY Hulk left Earth in the first place. Ignore all the online nonsense about Hulk being afraid of Thanos. Ruffalo had to be there because one or the other was going to. I think its more about serving Hulk’s prior choices, as well as for making him more impactful (physically & in terms of story) in Avengers 4.

    6) On that note, yes, I too liked Thor with Rocket a great deal. That said, its been leaked (announced?) that Rocket & Hulk will be the new buddy team for Avengers 4.

    7) The comics story that the movie was based on DOES give Nebula the “kill shot.” Which is precisely why she won’t be getting it in Avengers 4. I doubt there will be a kill shot. I think it will be more about saving other universes from other versions of Thanos rather than undoing anything in this universe. Just a theory. I expect Antman & Wasp will further clarify that concept.

    But I am pretty certain that the big reveal for Avengers 4 will be the introduction of alternate realities, many worlds, multiverses. Russo Bros. have stated quite clearly that everyone dead is actually dead. They said everything after Avengers 4 will be entirely different than everything before it. I think they are flat out telling us what is going to happen.

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    Interino May 09, 2018

    E.A. Ruppert, thanks so much for the post.Really thank you! Keep writing.

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